While you’re working on the above …
Our scribes are busily hand writing your free report … or sketching out your webinar. You’re going to be AMAZED at the quality. Feather pen technology has come a LONG way.
As soon as the ink on the papyrus is dry, we’ll roll it up and tape it to the leg of our carrier pigeon Walter. He’ll deliver the content directly to the email address you provided.
Actually, you probably know that’s ridiculous.
Obviously, Walter can’t fit through the spam filters with the content taped to his leg. So he’ll only deliver a hot link (which is much tastier than spam) and it will take you to our top secret hidden free report vault. There you can download the content and view a completely dry and unwrinkled version on your own computer screen.
But don’t tell our scribes. They think Walter is delivering their masterpieces. We don’t tell them what Walter REALLY does with them. Let’s just say Walter’s floor covering business is crappy. And for Walter, that’s a good thing.
Okay, by now the email with the link to your content should be in your inbox.
If not, check your junk folder.
Walter probably delegated the task to one of his bird-brained assistants. So the email was probably sent from Infusionsoft on our behalf. If you don’t have it, send us a message through our Feedback page and we’ll send Rex the Rescue dog into the cyber-wilderness to search for it.